Prepare the fennel. Cut in half once, then slice thinly with a sharp knife.
Chop and de-stem the kale (or, organic buy pre-washed, chopped kale from the grocery)
Soak your pistachios for 15 minutes in the boiling water. Drain the pistachios, reserving about 1/3 cup of the warm water.
In a blender, combine the garlic, salt, pepper, lemon juice and zest, honey, 1/2 cup toasted pistachios (soaked), reserved hot water, and 1/2 cup of oil. Blend until smooth + creamy. Taste and add any additional water or salt to taste and desired consistency.
Combine the kale, fennel, and dressing, and toss (I massage with my hands)
Serve with the remaining lightly salted, toasted pistachios